Friday, 1 April 2016

A...Anti-Abortion Arsehole.




Well happy April first and so to starting the A to Z race. How very fucking lucky I feel that that tool Trump has given me my A story. He is such a wanker!

I referred to a kid as a wanker while I was teaching in London. I was not surprised that I was overheard by the kids, it might even have been my intention, cue coy face. Anyway his mother who was a piece of work herself, was not too amused and I managed to slide out of the mire by explaining to her that WANKER in Australia is  a compliment. 

I clearly was stretching the truth only a little, yeh like my belly skin was stretched only a little carrying a near 9 pounder. 

Here's Donald getting out of being labeled a wanker by explaining that his dick is, 'this small', so small in fact that he has to squint to see it. He is looking longingly at the 3/4 inch and in this candid moment we can see him lament the piddling size and also see a hint that he is exaggerating even to himself. Of course he pretends he's got a whopper by wearing a really really long stupid tie.

And so to his abortion tyraid of yesterday. 'I am Pro Life'. 'I am Pro Life' 'I am pro Life' 
He did so much back pedaling about punishing women who had abortions that the chain on his bike would have fallen off. 
He plans to ban abortions.  
He hates women.
'They will have to go back to a time where people will perhaps go to illegal places, but you have to ban them' 
'Women are essentially aesthetically pleasing objects'
'Sexual assault in the military is totally expected'
'Angelina Jolie has dated too many guys to be attractive'
'If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?'

I was literally spoiled for choice when looking for obscene quotes that have either dribbled or been flung out of this fella's mouth. It seems pretty clear that the only people he can tolerate are old white rich blokes and he really doesn't care too much for them either. 

I just bet there are many many people secretly or otherwise wishing this wanker had gone the way of the backyard coathanger. Yeh it's graphic but I hit the point of no return in despising him yesterday with all this right wing authoritarian anti female bullshit.

I used to know a bloke who was equally appalling about everyone just on a smaller scale. He would sit at cafes and loudly lament the ugly fat people around him, or the useless black people who walked on by, or the miserly jews, in fact I don't think I ever heard him say anything good about anyone except himself. I mean this man had clung onto a very ordinary canvas he had painted when he was a boy, and that's ok, except that it precluded him ever hanging any other artwork cos it just wouldn't compare...ho hum. He used to say that he wasn't a racist, or in deed any sort of an IST cos he hated everyone equally. He's the sort of person who most likely is be a Trumpeter. 


I very much like to think this is a photo of this ugly man's face as he demonstrates how tough he is. He's telling that guy with the broom stick to shove it up further. 'Up up up! Go on, don't be a girl!' and in the next frame his teeth fly out. 

It's unlikely that this arsehole is ever gonna keep his mouth closed, but I am gonna do the best I can't to ignore him for the next month and write happy chipper little stories, but I can guarantee it. There is only so much sewerage you can ignore before it's time to start bucketing out.